Jesus Wuvs Me
Worldling
I have a teddy, soft and brown,
I cuddle him when I'm feeling down.
But sometimes teddy's not enough,
That's when I'm glad of Jesus' wuv.
Jesus wuvs me, yes, it's true,
He watches everything I do.
Though grown-ups say it is not so,
What the heck do grown-ups know?
The grown-ups say we're not so great,
We're just some kind of evolved ape.
They also say something much worse:
We're not the centre of the universe!
But Jesus wuvs me, come what may,
I don't care what the grown-ups say.
I look at the sky, and it is clear,
The universe's centre's here!
Yes, Jesus made it all for us,
From black holes, to the platypus.
We don't know yet what each thing's for,
But it's all for us, of that I'm sure.
'Cos Jesus wuvs me, yes he does,
And it gives me such a buzz.
He created everything you see,
And I know Him personally!
It makes me feel so very big,
To be friends with such a big bigwig.
I look at the stars, and it's plain to see,
The centre of the universe is me.
Oh, Jesus wuvs me! Wuvs me! Wuvs ME!
He makes me feel so warm and wuvvely!
I hope that you wuv Him as well,
Or else you're going to burn in Hell.